Man of Many Hats

We all saw Jack Abramoff headed to his audition for the live action version of Rocky and Bullwinkle not too long ago. Well, Jack found himself a new look. It was his way of saying, "I don't tie damsels onto railroad tracks while I stroke my mustache and laugh maniacally. I play stickball with the gang on my street, until mommy says it's time for dinner." Well, the wardrobe adjustment didn't work, he was sentenced today to almost 6 years in prison and ordered to pay $21 million in restitution. Looks like he'll have to accessorize for "jumpsuit orange" now.