Prodigal Son

Hi all, you may not remember me, but I'm back. I wish I could say I was on a whirlwind global tour financed by a travel magazine, but the truth is I was declared an enemy combatant by the Bush administration and I've spent the last few months in a CIA detention center in an unspecified Eastern European country. I was kept awake by Toby Keith "music", had delicate parts of my body subjected to electric shock, and was forced to do things I'm not proud of with a glowstick and a shop vac. Needless to say they did not get any actionable intelligence out of me, and I was eventually released thanks to the hard work of my ACLU attorneys.

Anyway, you may have heard that the Bush administration recently signed a deal with India to assist them with their civilian nuclear facilities. Never mind the fact that India has refused to sign the Non-Proliferation Treaty and the deal could heighten tensions in the region, with both Pakistan and China. The most interesting part of the deal is that the act was sponsored by non other than George Felix Allen (shown here at the signing, standing right behind Condi with a stupid grin on his face). Perhaps we misjudged the man. He couldn't possibly be a racist, he trusts 1.1 billion macacas with nookular technology.